Meet the Retro Juicer

Hi! I'm slow and proud of it

Talk about standing out from the crowd. While the world is competing to be the fastest, here is one that takes pride in being the slowest in the market, thus warranting a premium.

Some highlights

Locks in natural flavours and nutritional value because of its low-speed technology (80rpm)
(You mean retro-technology? But it's still technology hor, fine. My finger can spin faster than that, WTH.)

"NewLife™ Alpha Juicer" has a built in devise which prevents it from over heating. You don't have to worry about how long it is used because it shuts itself off when overheated and starts running again when cooled down. Thus, it is also suitable for commercial use.
(慢功出细货. Have to grind for so long that it can overheat! Still have to wait for it to cool down! Take forever to get your juice man! You dare to use at your juice stall or not? Can it be commercially-viable?)

The "NewLife™ Alpha juicer" is also very quiet.
(Of course what, so slow.)

Yup, 100X the cost of an ordinary food blender, for -100X speed. (See here for the price of this juicer. Scroll to the bottom.)
I've seen another model that requires the user to cut the food into very small pieces before the juicer can process it.

If you really want that speed, how about this, for 100X less than that Alpha Juicer?

Or how about this? It's free.

Just use your mouth lah.