Special Requests

Please count tablet in front of patient.
(aiyoh who wanna cheat your pills?)

This patient is very impatient. Always serve first.
(What the! I also want to be impatient!)

Call patient by Chinese name doesn't like English name.
(So is her English name Maria or Lucy?)

Mrs {VIP's name} mother. Mrs {VIP's name} wants bill to be split into 2. 1 bill to be about $100, so that her mother doesn't worry.
(Aww so filial. But can I get the same treatment too? Split into several bills, max $20 each, dated differently so I can claim from my co.)