A Lamp You Can't Clean
Introducing the Salt Crystal Lamp!
"Salt Crystal Rock to improve air qualities by enriching air with " Negative Ions " and ionized air beneficial to humans as they are natural air ionizers.
Negative Ions produced by Salt Crystal Lamps effectively, and naturally improve the quality of the air by producing negative ions - the "Vitamins Of The Air". Negative ions can be found in nature, concentrated in air by the billions; (on Mountain Tops after Thunder Storms, near water falls, forests, and by the Sea). Negative Ions give the air its invigorating freshness, airborne bacteria free, clean which is so beneficial for humans .
Non-illuminated crystals (cool Salt Crystal, underground Salt Mines) produce Negative Ionizing effect, however the Salt Crystal Lamps which are illuminated from inside with a lamp (warm Salt Crystal) produces and emits a higher number of Negative Ions and delivers a more efficient Ionizing Effect.
Today, the health benefits of Negative Ionizers are well recognized all over the world. While most ionizers on the market are man-made machines, Salt Crystal Lamps are a beautiful, less costly, maintenance free, natural alternative of Mother Nature's to improve air quality. With time, the Salt Crystal Lamps will not reduce their ionizing effect!
Beside Air Ionization and Negative Ions production, Salt lamps Illuminated by a light bulb, also produce a beautiful, pleasant to the eyes, mind, and sole, natural Glow of different colors and shades from orange to yellow. This Light Color Glow and Ionized, Clean, Fresh Air create a special atmosphere of calming meditative balance, tranquillity, peace and well - being for humans.
Going for:
S (3-4kg) ~ S$39
M (5-6kg) ~ S$49
L (7-8kg) ~ S$59
Basically, it's a gigantic lump of salt with a light bulb inside. I don't think this lamp is for reading.
And of course it's not for cleanliness freaks. Imagine your lamp dissolving away with each swipe of the wet cloth...
And of course not for people living at Marine Parade or Singapore in general. Unless you are prepared to watch it shrink daily till only the light bulb is left.
You know what? Just use the salt shaker in your kitchen.
Fat-gain Tea
While the world is going crazy over weightloss tea, we have a brave innovation going against the tide.
Introducing the...
By now, I believe most have heard of the F Cup Cookie. According to the Taitai Mandate, cookies go with tea, so read all about it in this hilarious (and bordering on obscene) website! I wonder if it's translated from Japanese.
Going for $23 for 10 bags.
Some snippets:
"Your peach color bust is getting grow day by day"
O_O
"Guys must be looking at you! You can feel people who have a glamorous body and their boyfrends can't stop touching their glamorous bust. (*'-'*)"
Ewww...
"Of course, because of the Pueraria Mirifica but this time we created a tea which contains secret ingredient "Womenalize" almost no body knows."
It doesn't exist, of course nobody knows!
"You can't help touching a soften peach bust. "Fuwa Fuwa" "Puru Puru""
PAS will die of shock I tell you!
Also, there is a new chocolate flavour for the cookie.
It contains 68.9kcal vs 68.7kcal for the plain, 3.91g fat vs 3.9g for the plain, resulting in accelerated breast
Ladies contemplating consuming the F Cup series should do their Maths. The hidden cost of buying bras from your base size to F and the extra cookies/tea to be consumed when you miss doses and suffer a relapse... implants might turn out cheaper.
Inedible Popcorn
Love popcorn? Those multi-colored ones from Beardpapa?
Introducing the...
Popcorn pen!
After the ink dries, your words become illegible and remains inedible! Will it crush like a real popcorn when you slam your friend's autograph book shut?
Going for:
Set of 5 - $9.90
Set of 10 - $18.90
Everyone Can Start a Slimming Centre
Introducing the Marie France Bodyline REBORN Slimming Wrap!
In Marie France , S$2000 enables you to use 20 rolls of the wraps, NOW you just need S$158 to enjoy the same benefits and have the results HAPPEN on YOU!!!
Everyone knows Marie France, you pay for the treatments and you don't bring your flabs back.
NOW with the same treatments and results, you pay only 7.9% of the total sum you pay Marie France!
Must put cling wrap also one!
It is a BODY BURNING aid! Sounds potent ok! Dun pway pway!
Acupuncture On The Go!
Introducing the magnetic slimming ring!
You don’t have to excessively diet, exercise and this product has no side effects; eliminates unnecessary stress and torture of slimming down. Just have to put this ring on the right and left big toes and go about your daily routine while it works at slimming you down.
The secret lies in the 2 pieces of magnets which can emit 1,100 Gauss's magnetic force to stimulate the acupuncture points. This will activate those areas which are normally not in use while walking, and improves muscles sagging.
The all-too-familiar magnet wonder. It's only a matter of time that they get throw out with the mattresses, bracelets, necklaces...
Static Magnetic Therapy Does Not Decrease Pain or Opioid Requirements: A Randomized Double-Blind Trial
Roll, roll, roll your fats
Introducing the face roller for face slimming, and Y-shaped Cellulite roller for arms and legs slimming!
Roll the face... then roll flabby arms... then roll wobbly calves... I think only your arm will slim down at the end of the day, from all the rolling.
Going for $2.90 and $4.20 each respectively.
Pink = Beauty
We know many females are obsessed with pink.
(courtesy of Mr Bad Guy)
Introducing Pink Magic!
- Made and formulated in Korea, well-known for good beauty products like BB creams!
- A clear gel that you can apply on your cheeks, lips or other areas to gain a natural, pretty rosy pink!
- If you’ve always wanted those naturally pink, flushed cheeks that look as if you’ve just come in from the winter cold (like those pretty Japanese girls with rosy cheeks), then this product is for you! You'll look like you have naturally rosy cheeks :)
- Just apply a pea-sized amount on your cheeks and after about 30 seconds, you can see your cheeks slowly turning a radiant, natural, pretty pink. No need for anymore blush or lipstick!
- The effect is very very natural and doesn’t look like make-up at all.
- Blush can't achieve this natural effect!
- The best thing is that the pinkness will last the entire day so you don’t need to touch up, unlike make-up! ^_^
Sounds fantastic? Below are some comments from a beauty forum.
...even though my lips look a bit pinkish after application, it doesnt last long. Worse thing is, it came off when wiped with tissue; the product turns pink on the lips but doesnt make lips turn healthy pink
my cousin used pink magic for 2 weeks and her face got bad breakout. She said lucky she didn't use on her nipple
But there are still people who like it lah.
For me, I will prefer good old makeup. Cheaper and the problem of touching up doesn't apply, because I don't touch up wahahaha.
Also sold in Watson's. Going for $63 in sprees.
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